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把Google搞疯 如何才能让Google也疯狂，通过以下步骤就可以令Google发疯：1.进入Google.com或是Google.cn。2.把浏览器地址栏上的地址清除，然后将下面的代码复制到地址栏上：javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(Rx1+ix2+x3)x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(Ry1+iy2+y3)y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0); 3.回车即可。 其实这只是一个恶作剧对任何有图片的网站都通用^_^ 还有一点..只有IE才可以..
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[MV]Avril Lavigne-艾薇儿-my happy ending [cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113570&share=true[/cc]"My Happy Ending"So much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh, oh oh...Let's talk this over It's not like we're dead Was it something I did? Was it something You said?Don't leave me hanging In a city so deadHeld up so high On such a breakable threadYou were all the things I thought I knew And I thought we could beYou were everything, everything that I wantedWe were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost itAnd all of the memories, so close to me, just fade awayAll this time you were pretendingSo much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh, oh oh...You've got your dumb friendsI know what they sayThey tell you I'm difficultBut so are theyBut they don't know meDo they even know you?All the things you hide from meAll the shit that you do [CD version]All the stuff that you do [radio edited version]You were all the things I thought I knewAnd I thought we could be[Chorus]It's nice to know that you were thereThanks for acting like you caredAnd making me feel like I was the only oneIt's nice to know we had it allThanks for watching as I fallAnd letting me know we were done[Chorus x2][x2]Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh...So much for my happy endingOh oh, oh oh, oh oh...
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[MV]Avril Lavigne(艾薇儿)-Complicated Avril Lavigne-艾薇儿-Complicated[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113545&share=true[/cc]Avril Lavigne Complicated Uh Huh Life's like this Uh Huh Uh Huh That's the way it is Cause life's like this Uh Huh Uh Huh That's the way it is Chill out What you yelling for? Lay back It's all been done before And if you could only let it be You will see I like you the way you are When we're driving in your car And you're talking to me one-on-one But you become Somebody else round everyone else Watching your back Like you can't relax You trying to be cool You look like a fool to me Tell me Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else Gets me frusterated Life's like this you You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get And you turning into Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it No no no You come over unannounced Dressed up like you're something else Where you are and where it's at you see You're making me Laugh out When you strike a pose Take off All your preppy clothes You know You're not fooling anyone When you become
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大开眼界系列视频（XX的过滤掉了^_^）合辑A 家里好多大开眼界的光盘里面有不少搞笑的视频，全部发来咯。。（当然XX的要过滤掉。。了）1.DreamCast爆笑广告[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112788&share=true[/cc]2.一个人的奇特人生(爆笑)[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112795&share=true[/cc]3.驾照增考项目A[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112802&share=true[/cc]4.驾照增考项目B[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112806&share=true[/cc]5.吹喇叭...(没有名字。。)[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112814&share=true[/cc]6.baby[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112824&share=true[/cc]7.Diedog[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112831&share=true[/cc]8.WC-搞笑视频[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112863&share=true[/cc]9.当心你家小猫[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113136&share=true[/cc]10.斗羊[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113142&share=true[/cc]11.对付小孩[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113149&share=true[/cc]12.恶作剧[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113192&share=true[/cc]13.发情的公狗（超强）[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113215&share=true[/cc]14.搞笑 - 傳說中之空中小飛象[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113226&share=true[/cc]15.搞笑 - 睡觉前看,好好可爱[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113231&share=true[/cc]16.搞笑 - 怎样才能和护士小姐亲热[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113236&share=true[/cc]17.搞笑，赌气[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113244&share=true[/cc]18.搞笑广告-二十岁以下观看（成人不宜）[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113252&share=true[/cc]19.好可怜的小家伙[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113262&share=true[/cc]20.好奇的代价[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113272&share=true[/cc]21.烦人的老婆[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113275&share=true[/cc]22.非常搞笑-床上的误会[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113281&share=true[/cc]23.该换眼睛了[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113285&share=true[/cc]24.高超的车技[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113287&share=true[/cc]25.胳肢窝[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113293&share=true[/cc]26.海关的检查[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113299&share=true[/cc]27.海上飞人[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113303&share=true[/cc]28.好色的老太太[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113308&share=true[/cc]29.好色的螃蟹[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113315&share=true[/cc]30.好色的主持人[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113322&share=true[/cc]31.好衰啊[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113325&share=true[/cc]32.合伙欺负猫[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113332&share=true[/cc]33.红颜祸水[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113336&share=true[/cc]34.会开车的Baby[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113339&share=true[/cc]35.火屁[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113340&share=true[/cc]36.坚持不睡觉的小宝宝[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113350&share=true[/cc]37.戒烟中的男人[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113358&share=true[/cc]38.警察也疯狂[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113364&share=true[/cc]39.决定前想清楚[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113366&share=true[/cc]40.绝活[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113370&share=true[/cc]41.可爱的牛[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113371&share=true[/cc]42.可爱的犀牛[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113376&share=true[/cc]43.可怜的小猫[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113378&share=true[/cc]44.可怜的主持人[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113381&share=true[/cc]43.来个倒立[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113390&share=true[/cc]44.老太太与狗[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113398&share=true[/cc]45.厉害，变脸[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113406&share=true[/cc]46.广告的男主角好牛[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113409&share=true[/cc]47.经典广告-妈妈说我可以这么做[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113417&share=true[/cc]48.搞笑广告-报纸[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113430&share=true[/cc]49.美女与“盲人”[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113442&share=true[/cc]50.美女按摩[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113454&share=true[/cc]51.美女打“的”忘了穿裤(真实镜头)[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113462&share=true[/cc]52.美女手中的东西不能乱吃哦[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113468&share=true[/cc]53.美女医生怎么这样检查身体[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113472&share=true[/cc]54.美女醉酒之后[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113479&share=true[/cc]55.蒙娜丽莎[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113482&share=true[/cc]56.明星效应[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113487&share=true[/cc]57.魔鬼电梯[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113489&share=true[/cc]58.尿尿的猩猩[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113492&share=true[/cc]59.女模特的尴尬[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113501&share=true[/cc]60.女人的呻吟声[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113512&share=true[/cc]61.你在干什么[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113518&share=true[/cc]62.内裤的味道[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113520&share=true[/cc]63.女人也这么好色啊[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113523&share=true[/cc]64.女生在厕所不锁门的后果[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113524&share=true[/cc]65.憨豆跳水。。[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113527&share=true[/cc]66.超级搞笑-小熊猫打喷嚏[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113575&share=true[/cc]67.现在MM这样玩视频[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_113534&share=true[/cc]
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[爆笑视频]KUSO视频短片合辑 KUSO在日文原本是「可恶」的意思，通常也拿来当成骂人的口头禅。但对台湾的网路世代而言，「KUSO」（或称为库索）则广泛当成「恶搞」、「好笑」的意思。KUSO在台湾早期只限於网路，后来则利用网路的特性，影响范围愈来愈大。KUSO大约从三、四年前开始，一开始比较类似网路语言的次文化，在网路留言中大量使用香港电影《食神》、《少林足球》或香港武打漫画中的经典对话或语汇，例如用「折凳」表示最强的武器、「未够班」形容能力不足：或是在此根基上，创作一些颠倒是非的故事，例如《铁拳无敌孙中山》、《少林棒球》等等。KUSO视频短片合辑1[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111820&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑2[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111831&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑3[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111836&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑4[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111837&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑5[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111843&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑6[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111846&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑7[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111848&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑8[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111850&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑9[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111853&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑10[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111854&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑11[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111864&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑12[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111884&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑13[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111889&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑14[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111898&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑15[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111904&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑16[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112112&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑17[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111916&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑18[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111918&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑19[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111917&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑20[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111920&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑21[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111929&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑22[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111923&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑23[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111940&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑24[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111958&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑25[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111927&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑26[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111930&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑27[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111975&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑28[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111941&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑29[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111943&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑30[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111945&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑31[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111950&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑32[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111951&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑33[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111982&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑34[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111955&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑35[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111956&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑36[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111963&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑37[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112046&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑38[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112013&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑39[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111993&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑40[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111994&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑41[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_111996&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑42[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112000&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑43[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112010&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑44[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112003&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑45[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112005&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑46[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112011&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑47[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112020&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑48[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112017&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑49[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112014&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑50[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112016&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑51[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112019&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑52[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112048&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑53[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112049&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑54[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112050&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑55[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112051&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑56[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112125&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑57[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112088&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑58[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112090&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑59[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112089&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑60[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112098&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑61[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112091&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑62[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112097&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑63[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112096&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑64[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112102&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑65[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112152&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑66[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112502&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑67[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112101&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑68[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112104&share=true[/cc]KUSO视频短片合辑69[cc]flash/player.swf?videoID=18443_112103&share=true[/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